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6:54pm August 19, 2014

madelezabeth:

this comic is dumb im dumb
shake it like a polaroid picture

6:27pm August 19, 2014

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

6:27pm August 19, 2014

“I would suck him so hard that red dye would come out of his hair”

— My mother about Suga while watching the Danger MV (via exorablexiu)
6:27pm August 19, 2014

thearclightholidayhop:

thatonechick42:

photongimmick:

For every person who reblogs this post I will personally come to your house and DUEL YOU

THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE

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With Pokemon or magic wands? What’s your weapon of choice?

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6:15pm August 19, 2014
madelezabeth:

I might put this on a phone case. :U
also ignore the fact that ren is there twice.

madelezabeth:

I might put this on a phone case. :U

also ignore the fact that ren is there twice.

6:02pm August 19, 2014

curlicuecal:

> I was working on a whole Homestuck collection, but Eridan Ampora turns out to embody a disproportionately large subset of tumblr users.

5:59pm August 19, 2014
dumbledora-theexplorer:

I found this fake moustache in my room and my boyfriend and I have been watching orange is the new black recently, so I put it on and chased him around pretending to be that creepy guard haha.

dumbledora-theexplorer:

I found this fake moustache in my room and my boyfriend and I have been watching orange is the new black recently, so I put it on and chased him around pretending to be that creepy guard haha.

5:59pm August 19, 2014

enigmaticagentalice:

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

5:58pm August 19, 2014
nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

5:54pm August 19, 2014
aegyopoisoned:

I was going to say something clever about the flashing lights just to the right of Taemin, but I got so distracted I forgot what it was.

aegyopoisoned:

I was going to say something clever about the flashing lights just to the right of Taemin, but I got so distracted I forgot what it was.

5:54pm August 19, 2014
5:10pm August 19, 2014
mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

5:09pm August 19, 2014

y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

5:09pm August 19, 2014

Four years after the war, Ginny and Harry were finally getting married. In a frenzy, Molly began barking out orders to everyone. Without thinking, she turned to George and said “Fred go find your sister and make sure she gets dressed!” Realizing her mistake, she fell into the nearest chair and began to sob. George hugged his mother tight, and his only words were, “Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” in a soft voice.

birger-wuvs-elsa:

cockyloki:

peteswench:

harrypotterfan1999:

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WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT GO SIT IN THE CORNER

WHY THE FUCK

I’M NOT IN THE FANDOM, AND WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE

WHY

DA

FUQ?!?